DROP 001 · HOG + FLOWER · ONE MONTH ONLY
DRAWN BY
A HUMAN.
RUN BY ROBOTS.
Hand-drawn art, good products, at printer cost plus 20%. The only job we automated was the grunt work. The artist is fine with that. Nothing exists until you order it.
AUTHENTIC SKETCH
INKED BY HANDHOG + FLOWER.
Two characters that wandered out of a sketchbook and refused to leave: a hog with opinions, a flower with worse ones. Inked by hand, separated by algorithm, printed on demand. The whole drop lives on one page below — nothing is hidden, nothing is held back.
- ▸ ORIGINAL HAND DRAWN ART, ZERO AI GENERATED ART
- ▸ TEES · CREWS · CAPS · STICKERS · PRINTS
- ▸ PRINTED AFTER YOU ORDER, NEVER BEFORE
- ▸ EXACT DESIGNS & COLORWAYS — ONE MONTH, THEN GONE
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◐ THE CATALOG
SPECIMENS, CURRENTLY LISTED.
0 ITEMS
ENDS IN
> AVG://OPERATIONS
WHAT DO THE ROBOTS
ACTUALLY DO?
An interactive disclosure of the entire pipeline, from ink on paper to a box on your porch. Five stations. No filler.
ABOUT · THE DEAL
ONE HUMAN.
SEVERAL ROBOTS.
ZERO MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.
I draw everything in this store by hand. An automated pipeline does the rest — it cleans the art, mocks the products, lists the listings, and tells a printer to make your item only after you order it. No warehouse. No retail markup. No middle management taking a cut.
The price is the cost of printing your thing plus a flat 20%. That's it. The receipt is public because the claim is the brand.
- PRINTER COST$14.00
- FLAT 20% MARKUP$2.80
- YOU PAY$16.80
- TYPICAL MERCH STORE$35.00

