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DROP 001 · HOG + FLOWER · ONE MONTH ONLY

DRAWN BY
A HUMAN.
RUN BY ROBOTS.

Hand-drawn art, good products, at printer cost plus 20%. The only job we automated was the grunt work. The artist is fine with that. Nothing exists until you order it.

100% HUMAN ART
100% ROBOT LABOR
20% MARKUP. SEE THE MATH →
DROP 001NOW SHIPPING · ONE MONTH ONLY

HOG + FLOWER.

Two characters that wandered out of a sketchbook and refused to leave: a hog with opinions, a flower with worse ones. Inked by hand, separated by algorithm, printed on demand. The whole drop lives on one page below — nothing is hidden, nothing is held back.

  • ORIGINAL HAND DRAWN ART, ZERO AI GENERATED ART
  • TEES · CREWS · CAPS · STICKERS · PRINTS
  • PRINTED AFTER YOU ORDER, NEVER BEFORE
  • EXACT DESIGNS & COLORWAYS — ONE MONTH, THEN GONE
Hog+Flower
DROP001 / HOG + FLOWER
ARTISTONE HUMAN
LABORSEVERAL ROBOTS
MARKUP+20% FLAT

◐ THE CATALOG

SPECIMENS, CURRENTLY LISTED.

0 ITEMS

DROP 001
ENDS IN
--DAYS:--HRS:--MIN:--SEC
THE ROBOTS ARE THINKING.

> AVG://OPERATIONS

WHAT DO THE ROBOTS
ACTUALLY DO?

An interactive disclosure of the entire pipeline, from ink on paper to a box on your porch. Five stations. No filler.

ABOUT · THE DEAL

ONE HUMAN.
SEVERAL ROBOTS.
ZERO MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.

I draw everything in this store by hand. An automated pipeline does the rest — it cleans the art, mocks the products, lists the listings, and tells a printer to make your item only after you order it. No warehouse. No retail markup. No middle management taking a cut.

The price is the cost of printing your thing plus a flat 20%. That's it. The receipt is public because the claim is the brand.

$ THE RECEIPTEXAMPLE TEE · USD
  • PRINTER COST$14.00
  • FLAT 20% MARKUP$2.80
  • YOU PAY$16.80
  • TYPICAL MERCH STORE$35.00
DIFFERENCE$18.20 SAVED · 52% LESS